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    Last Modified: Sep 24, 2018 by Tara Ziegmont 22 Comments

    10 Things You Should Not Do In An Airport

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    This is Feels Like Home. There's a reason I called my blog Feels Like Home. I like to stay close to home. I don't especially like to sleep in another bed (though I'll make an exception for my Grandma and, occasionally, for a vacation).

    However, as you know, I traveled to Chicago last week to attend the BlogHer conference. I was thrilled that Sara Lee Soft & Smooth sponsored my trip, and I was able to get a direct flight to Chicago from the airport that's ten minutes from my home.

    I was excited to fly. I really enjoy flying, and I enjoy looking out the window at the ground below. I could gaze at the smooth perfection of grass and soft, bumpy forests and the ball fields and the swimming pools and the puffy clouds for hours and hours.

    I've never had a problem with airports, either. I have never flown with my family, always by myself or with friends, and I don't mind taking care of my own business and paperwork at the airport.

    Except the last time I flew was 2002 or 2003. I think there must have been lots of restrictions, but looking back, I don't remember that there were. I dropped my bag at curbside check in, ran my carry on through the x-ray, and walked through security in a matter of moments.

    It was not that easy now.

    If you haven't flown in a while, allow me to enlighten you. There are copious restrictions in 2009. I care about you, Dear Reader, so I will share with you some things that you should not do while attempting to travel by air.

    Not that I did any of these things. This is all hypothetical.

    Um, yeah. Let's go with that; I completely made it up.

    10 Things you should not do when attempting to get on an airplane

    1. Your family cannot accompany you to the gate. The sometimes kind and often lovely security people will not allow anyone without a boarding pass or a gate pass to get through the checkpoint. If you attempt to bring your family, they will be sent back from whence they came, leaving you a sobbing puddle of clothes and overstuffed luggage. (Side note: I don't know what a gate pass is or how to acquire one. Care to enlighten me?)
    2. Some airports pay careful attention to the number of bags that you attempt to pass through security. You may only bring two items on board, and your purse or laptop tote counts as one. If you have three bags full of loot that you acquired at, say, a very cool bunch of parties at a very cool professional conference, you could be forced to consolidate them into two bags or stuff the smallest one into your friends' bags until you are through security and walking around near the gate.
      The kind airline representative at the gate may not mind your small, extra carry on bag, and the flight crew may not mind either. Or maybe they will mind, and it will all get nabbed for gate checking.
    3. Don't ever tell the security agents that you don't know what's in your bag, nor that you didn't pack it personally, all by yourself. They don't want to hear that your husband did it, even if that's the truth. It makes them testy. While you're crying hysterically, the security agent will ask if you have any liquids in your bag. If you tell them that you aren't sure whether you do or do not, he will pull your bag and search every. single. compartment. looking for contraband. More than once. And then he will run it through the x-ray machine and call for a bag check, which means that a handful of his colleagues will come look at your underwear on the x-ray machine and then search the bag again, looking for something your ill-tempered friend missed the first time. This brings me to my next point, and that is -
    4. You know how they used to tell you to put your toiletries in your carry on because they could explode in the unpressurized cargo area of the plane? This no longer applies. You'll probably be feeling smart about putting your mousse, perfume, and gel-style deodorant in your carry on bag, but you will feel much less so when you have to take them all out and throw them away at the security checkpoint. And then you'll be cursing yourself for the duration of the trip because you have frizzy hair and samples of deodorant from the front desk of your hotel. (They may offer you the option to return to the check-in desk and check your bag, but if you've waited until the last minute to go to your gate or don't want to pay an extra twenty-five dollars for the bag, this may not be an option.)
    5. Do not attempt to carry a bottle of water from outside the security gate into the airport. They don't care about the abundance of plastics in landfills, nor about wasting water. They don't care whether the bottle is still factory-sealed or not. You can stand outside the security booth and drink all of the water you would like, but you may not bring it inside the booth. You can, however, buy an identical drink once you get inside the gate, and no one will mind.
    6. If you forget to take your shoes off and run them through the security x-ray machine, the guard may allow you to pass the whole way through before he makes you turn around, go back to the x-ray machine, and submit your shoes for inspection. This will happen no matter what kind of shoes you're wearing, even Crocs or flip flops.
    7. You may not ask to see your shoes or your bags on the x-ray. No one will be amused; they don't care how interested or geeky you are.
    8. You should not have anything glued to or stuck on your laptop computer when you're flying. The security professionals will ask you to remove it, and when you can't, they will try to remove it for you. When they can't (because it's glued on, as you tried to tell them), they could become annoyed and curt. They will then take your computer to another area where they swab it down with something, touch it all over, and finally give it back to you several minutes later.
    9. You may not bring chocolate sauce, strawberry jam, or ice cream toppings in your carry on bag. If your luggage is over the 50 pound limit, and you're trying to remove weight from it, you should leave these items somewhere else. The security officers will not appreciate your kindness when you ask them to donate the unopened items to a charity because they are sealed, and the officers may not be friendly about rifling through your bags. Again.
    10. Don't forget to empty your pockets. The same security officer who allowed you to come the whole way through the checkpoint before making you turn around and put your shoes in the x-ray machine may want to pat you down because you forgot to take your iPhone out of your pocket.

    Disclaimer: Yes, I know why the rules are in place. I am not agreeing or disagreeing with any airline or FAA  policies, simply trying to save my fellow infrequent flyers from embarrassing debacles in the airport.

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    1. Sandy says

      July 29, 2009 at 3:39 am

      Great tips! LOL
      It was nice to meet you at the newbie breakfast! Would have liked to have visited more with you.
      .-= Sandy´s last blog ..Blogher 09 - Day 2 =-.

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    2. Sandy says

      July 28, 2009 at 10:39 pm

      Great tips! LOL
      It was nice to meet you at the newbie breakfast! Would have liked to have visited more with you.
      .-= Sandy´s last blog ..Blogher 09 - Day 2 =-.

      Reply
    3. Al_Pal says

      July 29, 2009 at 3:42 am

      OMG! Here via twitter. ;p
      .-= Al_Pal´s last blog ..My new creative outlet: Bread Puddings! =-.

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    4. Al_Pal says

      July 28, 2009 at 10:42 pm

      OMG! Here via twitter. ;p
      .-= Al_Pal´s last blog ..My new creative outlet: Bread Puddings! =-.

      Reply
    5. Casey says

      July 29, 2009 at 8:29 am

      Ahhh, so you were that old man in front of me in line at the Minneapolis airport. 🙂 Oh, wait. This is hypothetical. You just know him. That wasn't you.
      .-= Casey´s last blog ..That…Was…AWESOME! =-.

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    6. MorethanMommy says

      July 29, 2009 at 12:49 pm

      I have one. If you happen to lose your ID at the bottom of your bag of random food swag, make sure you know what county you live in. Or carry prescription drugs. If you ever want to get home, that is.
      .-= MorethanMommy´s last blog ..BlogHer and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Day =-.

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    7. MorethanMommy says

      July 29, 2009 at 7:49 am

      I have one. If you happen to lose your ID at the bottom of your bag of random food swag, make sure you know what county you live in. Or carry prescription drugs. If you ever want to get home, that is.
      .-= MorethanMommy´s last blog ..BlogHer and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very-Bad Day =-.

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    8. Casey says

      July 29, 2009 at 1:29 pm

      Ahhh, so you were that old man in front of me in line at the Minneapolis airport. 🙂 Oh, wait. This is hypothetical. You just know him. That wasn't you.
      .-= Casey´s last blog ..That…Was…AWESOME! =-.

      Reply
    9. Rona says

      July 29, 2009 at 8:55 pm

      I noticed that Sara Lee sponsored your trip to Blog Her. Is that how many of the speakers attended the event?
      Is this an event that's open to the public?
      Thanks you for the tips.
      .-= Rona´s last blog ..Works for Me Wednesday - Back to School =-.

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    10. Rona says

      July 29, 2009 at 3:55 pm

      I noticed that Sara Lee sponsored your trip to Blog Her. Is that how many of the speakers attended the event?
      Is this an event that's open to the public?
      Thanks you for the tips.
      .-= Rona´s last blog ..Works for Me Wednesday - Back to School =-.

      Reply
    11. crunchy domestic goddess (amy) says

      July 30, 2009 at 12:00 am

      sounds like your trip was a genuine learning experience. 😉 ftr, i forgot to take off my shoes on my way home. and a tip - you can take an empty water bottle thru security and refill it f/ a drinking fountain on the other side. that's what i do. 🙂
      it was good to meet u IRL, tara. 🙂 i have a pic of us in my blogher recap.
      .-= crunchy domestic goddess (amy)´s last blog ..Confessions of a first-time BlogHer attendee =-.

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    12. crunchy domestic goddess (amy) says

      July 29, 2009 at 7:00 pm

      sounds like your trip was a genuine learning experience. 😉 ftr, i forgot to take off my shoes on my way home. and a tip - you can take an empty water bottle thru security and refill it f/ a drinking fountain on the other side. that's what i do. 🙂
      it was good to meet u IRL, tara. 🙂 i have a pic of us in my blogher recap.
      .-= crunchy domestic goddess (amy)´s last blog ..Confessions of a first-time BlogHer attendee =-.

      Reply
    13. Kris Cain says

      July 31, 2009 at 5:17 am

      I flew back and forth 3 times last year, by the last time I finally had it down! The first time I did indeed throw away shaving cream, lotion, and I forget what else...

      Oh, and I used curbside check-in and left my dang ID on that table. Did not realize it until I got allll the way in to the security booth, and had to go back. Not fun with carrying stuff.

      And I have left disappointed kids by the check-in. Gone are the days that you dream of in the movies when you can wave at the plane as it pulls off.

      Great post!
      .-= LittleTechGirl´s last blog ..Well, well, well.. ATT did have Apple pull GV Mobile =-.

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    14. LittleTechGirl says

      July 31, 2009 at 12:17 am

      I flew back and forth 3 times last year, by the last time I finally had it down! The first time I did indeed throw away shaving cream, lotion, and I forget what else...

      Oh, and I used curbside check-in and left my dang ID on that table. Did not realize it until I got allll the way in to the security booth, and had to go back. Not fun with carrying stuff.

      And I have left disappointed kids by the check-in. Gone are the days that you dream of in the movies when you can wave at the plane as it pulls off.

      Great post!
      .-= LittleTechGirl´s last blog ..Well, well, well.. ATT did have Apple pull GV Mobile =-.

      Reply
    15. weeble says

      August 03, 2009 at 10:05 pm

      A gate pass is a pass that will allow a family member/friend accompany you to the gate. This is done for circumstances like an elderly parent, young child etc. You can go through the security but obviously you can't get on the plane (no boarding pass). It was a great help when my Mom flew by herself alone for the first time.

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    16. weeble says

      August 03, 2009 at 5:05 pm

      A gate pass is a pass that will allow a family member/friend accompany you to the gate. This is done for circumstances like an elderly parent, young child etc. You can go through the security but obviously you can't get on the plane (no boarding pass). It was a great help when my Mom flew by herself alone for the first time.

      Reply
    17. Guest says

      August 06, 2009 at 1:38 pm

      LOL, those rules are so funny! My mom hasn't flown in years and she was appalled by all the rules when I told her. LOL!
      .-= Bethany´s last blog ..Happy x14,000 =-.

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    18. Bethany says

      August 06, 2009 at 8:38 am

      LOL, those rules are so funny! My mom hasn't flown in years and she was appalled by all the rules when I told her. LOL!
      .-= Bethany´s last blog ..Happy x14,000 =-.

      Reply
    19. Robyn's Online World says

      August 06, 2009 at 11:00 pm

      Holy cow! Nothing stuck to your laptop? So the 2 stickers I have on mine have to come off before I take it on the plane?

      What if you don't check any bags? How the heck are you supposed to bring your toiletries then?

      T and I are going to have to study the rules before we head off on the plane at the end of the month for sure!
      .-= Robyn's Online World´s last blog ..Take a Healthy Bite Giveaway =-.

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    20. Robyn's Online World says

      August 07, 2009 at 4:00 am

      Holy cow! Nothing stuck to your laptop? So the 2 stickers I have on mine have to come off before I take it on the plane?

      What if you don't check any bags? How the heck are you supposed to bring your toiletries then?

      T and I are going to have to study the rules before we head off on the plane at the end of the month for sure!
      .-= Robyn's Online World´s last blog ..Take a Healthy Bite Giveaway =-.

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    21. Tara says

      August 07, 2009 at 12:29 pm

      Robyn -

      I think a sticker might be okay. The thing on my laptop is a leather organizer.

      For liquids and gels, you're supposed to have them in 3oz containers or smaller, and all of them have tofit into a large zip top bag. I think you can find the regs on the FAA website and also on your airline's site.

      Not that I thought of that ahead of time or anything. 🙂

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    22. Tara says

      August 07, 2009 at 7:29 am

      Robyn -

      I think a sticker might be okay. The thing on my laptop is a leather organizer.

      For liquids and gels, you're supposed to have them in 3oz containers or smaller, and all of them have tofit into a large zip top bag. I think you can find the regs on the FAA website and also on your airline's site.

      Not that I thought of that ahead of time or anything. 🙂

      Reply

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